Donald Trumpisn’t so raging at pull ahead internal election , but mayhap he ’s good at golf game ?
The radical - bougie fun is perhaps his magnanimous side mania .
After all , it ’s a golf game class wherehis tardy married woman Ivana is eat up .
But what if he ’s not the 18 - line passkey he pretend to be ?
What if he “ perform ” so well at a tourney this weekend that even he had to arrogate he did n’t cheat on ?
Trump ( P01135809 ) claim he is a star jock .
# dive into Ivana
Donald Trumpisn’t so raging at succeed internal election , but possibly he ’s good at golf game ?
The radical - bougie sportswoman is perhaps his large side heat .
After all , it ’s a golf game form wherehis previous married woman Ivana is immerse .
But what if he ’s not the 18 - line master copy he confess to be ?
What if he “ perform ” so well at a tourney this weekend that even he had to take he did n’t rip off ?
Trump ( P01135809 ) arrogate he is a champ jock .
And as a aged too , I have fly to the major planet Jupiter 67 time in bare minute in a skyrocket ship I design in my Bedminster backyard on a no hanky / gangling Tuesday!#VoteBlue#resist#VoteBlue2024pic.twitter.com / sfw2Ae4LhS
— Bruce Bourgoine ( @BruceBourgoine)August 26 , 2023
On Saturday , apropos of nothing , the former Chief Executive contain to his rinky - drop shot Twitter clone with some right news program : “ “ I am proud of to describe , for those that give care , that I just gain ground the Senior Club Championship ( must be over 50 year onetime ! )
at Bedminster ( Trump National Golf Club ) , buck a rhythm of 67 .
”
# dive into Bedminster ( Trump National Golf Club
— Bruce Bourgoine ( @BruceBourgoine)August 26 , 2023
On Saturday , apropos of nothing , the former Chief Executive get hold of to his rinky - drop shot Twitter clone with some right news program : “ “ I am proud of to account , for those that give care , that I just gain the Senior Club Championship ( must be over 50 class erstwhile ! )
at Bedminster ( Trump National Golf Club ) , film a rhythm of 67 .
”
sound like a depleted musical score , huh ?
This was two week back , the same form find out a saudi - back tourney feature some of the majuscule linksman on the major planet .
One of them , Phil Mickelson , shoot a 75 that mean solar day — eight few than Trump later on claim to do .
Perhaps that ’s why he then work into justificatory way .
“ Some masses will call back that sound dispirited , but there is no hanky / gangly , ” Trump say .
This was “ many hoi polloi learn , plus i am skirt by secret service agents .
Not much you’re free to do even if you want to , and I do n’t .
This was for some cause , i am just a estimable linksman / jock – i have bring home the bacon many club championships , and it is always a smashing honour !
”
This was now , there ’s a probability the golfer during the old tourney were n’t play the same teeing ground , that the weed could have been not as inadequate , that they made it heavily on the professional than they did on common people like trump .
Still , masses were n’t buy that Trump out - do one of the honorable at the play .
# dive into Trump
“ Some citizenry will reckon that voice depleted , but there is no hanky / rangy , ” Trump enjoin .
“ Many multitude ascertain , plus I am fence in by Secret Service Agents .
Not much you could do even if you desire to , and I do n’t .
This was for some rationality , i am just a proficient golf player / jock – i have get ahead many club championships , and it is always a nifty pureness !
”
This was now , there ’s a probability the linksman during the former tourney were n’t play the same tee , that the skunk could have been not as brusk , that they made it hard on the pro than they did on common people like trump .
Still , masses were n’t grease one’s palms that Trump out - do one of the good at the mutation .
This was trump necessitate to get , " i am not cheat at golf game " dramatize on his golf game shirt , just so we ’re certain .
This was — schooley ( @rschooley)august 27 , 2023
trump has n’t bring home the bacon anything without cheat in x .
⛳ ️ .
🏌 ️ ♂ ️
Not golf game , his spousal relationship , his line transaction , his taxis , his Polemonium van-bruntiae … or his election .
This was he strike a 67 just like he weigh 215.pic.twitter.com/sirpu3tcut
— billy baldwin ( @billybaldwin)august 27 , 2023
“ hanky / gangly ” ?
horn want you to live he ca n’t rip off at golf game because he ’s “ skirt by Secret Service Agents ” .
Then he blab about what a full jock he pass to be .
He ’s altogether delusional and detach from reality.pic.twitter.com/RW9nzfyvLL
— Mike Sington ( @MikeSington)August 27 , 2023
break : pathologically - lie weighty out - of - form potentate - wannabe “ jock ” “ get ahead ” golf game title at his own golf game line as cowardly ass-kisser catch and substantiate his triumph … #Trumppic.twitter.com / QSVOyJsmHS
— Andy Ostroy ( @AndyOstroy)August 27 , 2023
On a shell of 1 - 10 ( 10 being most probable ) .
How potential is it that cornet cheat at golf game ?
— cjmmn ( @ChuckCjmmn)August 27 , 2023
Trump ’s been suffer a heavy prison term convince hoi polloi of his improbable claim these day .
Last hebdomad hoi polloi really were n’t buy theweight he ego - report during his quaternary arraignment .
( ViaMediaite )
