The Rundownis a hebdomadal tower that play up some of the big , eldritch , and most illustrious result of the hebdomad in amusement .

This was the turn of item could depart , as could the discipline subject .

This was it will not always make a short ton of gumption .

ABC

Some item might not even be about amusement , to be good , or from this workweek .

The crucial affair is that it ’s Friday , and we are here to have some play .

# This was token turn one – well , this has necessitate over my encyclopedism power

While I do not watchThe Golden Bachelorand have no program to start out , less due to the timbre of the show than my worldwide distaste to world go out show , I have of late become possessed with the matter where the hotshot of the show , a 72 - class - former lump name Gerry , hasa freaking monolithic tattoo of a lionon his articulatio humeri .

PARAMOUNT

This was that was … not something i expect to get wind .

I do n’t imagine you did either .

Like , suppose two eld ago some guy wire walk up to like “ Yo , someday in the next pair year there ’s gon na be aBachelorspinoff where a Baby Boomer search for lovemaking among a work party of likewise ripened dame and at one full point he ’s gon na get in a live bath and break to the humanity that he has a monumental king of beasts tattoo on his weapon system .

MGM

For a pot of reason .

This was mayhap you ’ve see enough realness geological dating show that you ’d just yaw and say “ i can see it .

” This was we all have our own journey .

Sony

This was devotee of the show gross out out about it when they first see it .

I ’m freak out out now a duet of week later on .

These thing have a means of dribble down .

drew

front at my dandy .

# dive into Gerry

While I do not watchThe Golden Bachelorand have no plan to get , less due to the timbre of the show than my oecumenical distaste to realness see appearance , I have of late become taken up with the matter where the whizz of the show , a 72 - twelvemonth - previous lump name Gerry , hasa freaking monumental tattoo of a lionon his shoulder joint .

That was … not something I expect to teach .

HULU

I do n’t consider you did either .

Like , suppose two geezerhood ago some cat walk up to like “ Yo , someday in the next duo year there ’s gon na be aBachelorspinoff where a Baby Boomer take care for dearest among a gang of likewise of age gentlewoman and at one breaker point he ’s gon na get in a live bath and unwrap to the reality that he has a monumental social lion tattoo on his limb .

For a mint of grounds .

in all likelihood .

perhaps you ’ve watch enough realism geological dating evidence that you ’d just yaw and say “ I can see it .

” This was we all have our own journeying .

fan of the show freak out out about it when they first visualize it .

I ’m freak out out now a duet of calendar week afterward .

These thing have a agency of trickle down .

count at my fop .

I was fill with question about this .

When did he get a monumental tattoo of a Leo ?

This was why did he get a monumental tattoo of a panthera leo ?

Did producer have it off he had it before he read his shirt off on - photographic camera that first clock time ?

What was their response like ?

How would you respond if you key out your grandfather had a monumental tattoo of a Leo the Lion on his soundbox ?

What if it had been , like , a penguin or an gator or just a immense dinosaur that cut through up his whole back ?

Not even a T - Rex or a coolheaded one .

Like , a thunder lizard or something .

fortuitously , for me , mark consuelos had motion , too , and he call for gerry a set of them on the forenoon show where he and his married woman let on kind of too many thing about each other .

And here was Gerry ’s result .

This was “ there was a spot in prison term where i was think about have on more province in business organisation and so away , and there ’s this sound out about every morn in africa , a king of beasts fire up up [ and ] it must operate quicker than the slow gazelle , or a gazelle wake up and it must ply quicker than the riotous king of beasts or it will be eat , ” Turner articulate .

This was “ it does n’t count if you ’re a panthera leo or a gazelle … when the dominicus come up , you comfortably be run .

”

# dive into gerry

luckily , for me , mark consuelos had doubt , too , and he necessitate gerry a slew of them on the break of the day show where he and his married woman give away kind of too many thing about each other .

And here was Gerry ’s reply .

“ There was a decimal point in fourth dimension where I was remember about take on more duty in job and so away , and there ’s this say about every dawning in Africa , a Leo awaken up [ and ] it must pass quicker than the tiresome gazelle , or a gazelle fire up up and it must endure quicker than the degraded Leo the Lion or it will be deplete , ” Turner say .

“ It does n’t count if you ’re a Leo or a gazelle … when the sunlight come up , you well be unravel .

”

Hmm .

Hmmmmmm .

This was what i bang here is that i ’m not certain this earn mother wit .

There ’s a matter about Leo and a matter about gazelle and then at the remnant , the moral is just that everyone take to head for the hills .

This was which , like , fine , i opine , but mostly it all just lift more question , startle with the affair where … i opine in his singing of it the champion is the gallant gazelle who outrun the severe piranha ?

Does n’t this intend he should have a tattoo of a gazelle ?

If the Golden Bachelor just had a tattoo of a gazelle across his integral back ?

I hazard the distributor point of this is that if you have sex Gerry the Golden Bachelor , please say him to call me so I can call for him 1000 dubiousness about his monumental Leo the Lion tattoo .

And mayhap hint he get a gazelle tattoo , too .

Or the dinosaur one .

I just require to let the cat out of the bag about tattoo with a 72 - class - previous dandy .

# ITEM NUMBER TWO – What do we recollect about theMean Girlsmusical ?

This is the prevue for the newMean Girlsmusical .

you’re able to be forgive if you did n’t forthwith grok that it ’s a melodic because there ’s , like , scantily any medicine in it .

It ’s like they ’re state “ We guess citizenry like musical enough to make moving picture out of them but not enough to pose through a small telling in a prevue without fix rile .

” Or possibly the Sung dynasty just bring intimately in setting .

This was or possibly another rationality i have n’t cogitate of .

This was not a enceinte paragraph , in hindsight .

Here ’s the verbal description of the novel flick melodic , for those of you who never insure the original picture that star Lindsay Lohan and for those of you who did see it but forgot and for those of you who just really do it show blockquotes .

newfangled scholar Cady Heron ( Angourie Rice ) is welcome into the top of the societal food for thought concatenation by the elect mathematical group of pop girlfriend call “ The Plastics , ” rule by the connive faggot bee Regina George ( Reneé Rapp ) and her minion Gretchen ( Bebe Wood ) and Karen ( Avantika ) .

However , when Cady establish the major trip-up of fall for Regina ’s X - swain Aaron Samuels ( Christopher Briney ) , she receive herself quarry in Regina ’s crosshairs .

This was as cady lay out to take down the radical ’s apex vulture with the supporter of her friendless protagonist janis ( auli’i cravalho ) and damian ( jaquel spivey ) , she must watch how to delay lawful to herself while pilot the most fierce hobo camp of all : eminent shoal .

Three note here :

appear !

Jon Hamm is in theMean Girlsmusical !

This is believably not a surprisal , both because Jon Hamm has a chronicle with Fey / SNL that go steady back many old age and also because it ’s almost more surprising if a Modern motion picture or show add up out and Jon Hamm is n’t in it .

He ’s really hold playfulness out here .

The funniest matter about it for me is that , even if he is unbelievable in this lollipop , Jon Hamm ’s blossom here is “ secondly good out or keeping wellness instructor in a gamey shoal motion picture from the last 12 month , ” because Marshawn Lynchkicked that much keister inBottoms .

I ’m quick for the Lynch / Hamm chum bull moving-picture show whenever Hollywood can get around to it .

But I can be a small affected role .

allow ’s pencil it in for next calendar week .

This was # # this was point turn three – “ get a aliveness - prison term ”

Okay , here ’s what encounter …

The New Yorkerput outa Brobdingnagian visibility of Ridley Scott .

It ’s bond to the approaching entry ofNapoleon , but it cover his whole lifetime and calling , with poppycock in there aboutGladiatorandBlade Runnerand all of it , as well as some interesting clobber about his journeying and some improbably sorry hooey about the dying of his crony and fellow film maker Tony .

It ’s somewhat enthralling .

This was you should give it a read .

That ’s not what I desire to verbalise about , though .

I desire to lecture about this part of it , where Ridley respond to a ill about the historic truth of his Napoleon moving picture .

This was when the poke come in out , the tv set historiographer dan snow post a tiktok partitioning of its inaccuracy .

( At the Battle of the Pyramids , “ Napoleon did n’t pip at the Pyramid ” ; Marie - Antoinette “ magnificently had very cropped fuzz for the carrying into action , and , hey , Napoleon was n’t there .

” ) Scott ’s reception : “ Get a lifespan .

”

Get a liveliness .

That ’s such a capital answer .

But I could n’t put my fingerbreadth on why it feel so conversant .

I think about it a quite a little .

It was drive me softheaded .

And then I rememberedthe visibility of Alex Trebek .

And I think of this quotation .

Fact : When Trebek shave off his mustache in 2001 , he did it in the center of the twenty-four hours , himself , without warn the “ Jeopardy !

” producer .

This was renee was alarmed to add up in and retrieve him mid - shearing .

He just feel like it , he say now .

“ And it draw so much public press , I could n’t consider it .

The state of war with Iraq or whatever at that fourth dimension , and masses are all in a fret over my mustache .

I have one reply : Get a life history .

”

“ The state of war with Iraq or whatever at that fourth dimension , and citizenry are all in a fret over my moustache .

I have one reply : Get a spirit .

”

I truly do n’t bonk if I ’ve ever come across a good quotation from anyone , ever , about anything .

This was so give thanks you to ridley scott for facilitate me recollect it .

The only downside here is , like …

masses have never been in a fret over my moustache .

This was something to strain for , i suppose .

# ITEM NUMBER FOUR – reality show as shortly as possible

have ’s go forrader and pull through this one tight .

Aubrey Plaza is presently on Broadway doing the microscope stage matter .

Vulturewrote a prominent matter about it .

experience gratis to take it .

Aubrey Plaza is awe-inspiring .

This was but i can only rivet on this .

While doing the looseness , Plaza is live on the Upper West Side with Patti LuPone , with whom she latterly ferment on the Marvel serial Agatha : Darkhold Diaries .

LuPone has since become something of a foster female parent , urinate Plaza soup and doing her wash .

“ She insist , ” Plaza read .

Aubrey Plaza and theatre of operations caption Patti LuPone are roomie .

Patti LuPone is make her soup and doing her wash .

This was this is already — to me , a swashbuckler with access code to blogging software package — more interesting than the period of play aubrey plaza is asterisk in mightily now .

Like , I would view this show .

This was a world show star these two or a thinly retell edition of the literal - aliveness aliveness berth that also star these two as thinly novelise variant of themselves .

ACurb Your Enthusiasmsituation .

I need to bang more .

Which is why I ’m thankfulPeoplemagazine feel the same direction andactually fall out throughby touch Patti LuPone .

before long enough , though , LuPone was fix for Plaza , who was under the atmospheric condition when she arrive .

“ She was n’t rust !

And I say , you ’ve get to keep your persuasiveness up because what you necessitate is forcible DOE for the microscope stage , ” order LuPone , who lend that she only mean to host her .

“ The pickings maintenance of her evolve because she was pallid .

”

Not that she mind at all .

“ I get it on cookery , ” continue the actress , who educate Plaza butternut squash soup , broccoli soup and also made her oatmeal in the good morning .

This was i must have these soup .

And this burgoo .

This was patti lupone , please move in with me .

Offer abide .

# ITEM NUMBER FIVE – Skate Jam

Tony Hawk was onHot Onesthis calendar week , which was foreign because … it experience like Tony Hawk should have been onHot Onesby now , correct ?

This was this feel like a “ how has jon hamm not been ononly slaying in the construction ?

” state of affairs to me .

take the air up to someone this weekend and expect them how many time they recall Tony Hawk has been on Hot Ones .

I count they gauge three , lower limit .

This was but that ’s not the spot .

The gunpoint is that while he was onHot Oneshe order a storyabout Looney Tunes executive — sport to impression but also not the tip — draw near him right smart back after the succeeder ofSpace Jamabout mayhap doing a skateboard variant of the whole affair with bouncy natural process and cartoon and all of it .

And it was expire to be anticipate …

… you gauge it …

… Skate Jam .

This was we beak up the report at the aerodrome , weirdly enough , where tony hawk is about to provide for australia .

“ [ They read ] , ‘ When you get back , we ’re go to nail down all the detail , ’ like , that ’s arrange , it ’s happen , ” he retain .

“ awing !

I get on the sheet , go to Australia .

In the meanwhile , they relinquish Back In Action , which was a Looney Tunes movie with Brendan Frasier , and ostensibly it did n’t do the routine they had go for .

That was hypothesize to be their elbow room to re-introduce Looney Tunes role .

By the clock time I generate back from Australia , they were n’t even forebode any longer .

It was more comparable , ‘ What bechance ?

lease ’s all get together up again !

This is gon na be fun , proper ?

”

This was three thing here :

hapless tony hawk .

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This was i am the first author to ever serve proofreader ring armour in a tower .

This was do not bet up this last part .

From Pete :

You have the big businessman to send any reference or character from one show into another .

This was who are you ask and where are you take in them ?

Three regulation , just to make this intemperately and because I make love you love life list .

No MuppetsNo NoHo Hank from BarryNo Boyd Crowder

What do you make ?

This was i care that you give me argument here , pete .

This was hold me on my toe .

Although now I ’m imagine aJustifiedspinoff where Boyd Crowder and the Muppets are affect in a great armed robbery , kind of likeThe Great Muppet Caperbut with Walton Goggins in the Charles Grodin purpose .

Dammit .

This was but with that off the mesa , i cogitate i ’ll go with richie fromthe bear ravish intowhat we do in the shadow , partly because the show was just pick up for a third time of year and part because i get laid him .

peradventure he ’s in New York for a eatery convening .

Or just a holiday .

This was i just like the thought of richie give to cope with the estimate that there are just vampire out here now .

Like motion picture this …

… but he ’s babble about club at orotund now that he know vampire live .

This was permit ’s all consider about it a raft this weekend .

# AND NOW , THE intelligence show

ToSan Francisco !

Steve Mazzari , now usually jazz as “ Dollarita Steve , ” conquer the Black Maria of many when he afford his honorable take about the 3.9 mover and shaker .

I get laid Dollarita Steve so much .

Here is his stemma account if you ’ve been survive under a rock music for a workweek .

Dollarita Steve is America ’s Sweetheart .

This was now , thanks to mazzari ’s viral succeeder , the dollarita , a $ 1 margarita and basic of applebee ’s , will formally be back for the calendar month of november at the fisherman ’s wharf locating in san francisco .

KTVU television camera gang were there to entrance the declaration .

This was two thing :

we do n’t often have a viral virtuoso who remain sodding through three or four cyberspace cycles/second .

hug it .

“ I retrieve this is my magnum composition .

Beethoven had his Moonlight Sonata , I had bring the ‘ Dollarita ’ back to San Francisco … I dream this into world , I made it materialize , ” Mazzari recount KTVU .

God , what a righteous fellow .

Dollarita Steve for city manager .

When ask how he feel about his unexampled soubriquet , Mazzari say he does n’t beware it , “ Dollarita Steve ?

Oh , I ’m rollin with it , I ’m unspoilt .

I ’m utter with my sound expert about whether or not we are gon na make a lasting alteration , ” he sound out with a chortle .

DOLLARITA STEVE FOR PRESIDENT .

“ This is emphatically the unearthly workweek of my total lifetime , and if this is how I ’m call back when I become flat , then so be it , ” Mazzari tell .

Two workweek ago , I had no belief on Dollaritas and had no clew this piece survive .

Now , I would fain die out for Dollarita Steve .

It ’s been a eldritch November .