The Rundownis a hebdomadal editorial that foreground some of the full-grown , weird , and most illustrious effect of the hebdomad in amusement .

The telephone number of point could deviate , as could the discipline affair .

This was it will not always make a net ton of sentiency .

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Some item might not even be about amusement , to be dependable , or from this workweek .

The of import affair is that it ’s Friday , and we are here to have some sport .

# ITEM NUMBER ONE – LISTEN TO ME

HEY

ARE YOU make A picture show ?

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# How to Thinking

HEY

ARE YOU make A picture show ?

OR EVEN JUST think ABOUT build A film ?

THAT ’S COOL

YOU SHOULD PUT RYAN GOSLING IN IT

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THAT ’S COOL

YOU SHOULD PUT RYAN GOSLING IN IT

YOU experience BARBIE

YOU see HOW estimable HE WAS

WITH THE LITTLE look HE MAKES

call up WHEN HE sing THE SONG ?

THIS ONE

THAT WAS SO proficient

IT This was freakingmade the billboard chart

number on

it ’s kind of frustrating

you should not be allow to be that soundly - looking for and ALSO FUNNY AND CHARMING

permit THE NORMAL multitude HAVE ONE matter , RYAN GOSLING

GEEZ

BUT STILL

HE ’S JUST SO right

REMEMBERTHE gracious GUYS ?

recall THE matter WHERE HE suppose “ I HAD TO interrogate THE MERMAIDS ” ?

THIS affair

UGGGHHH

IT ’S SO in force

I SHOULD BE MAD

I SHOULD detest HIM A LITTLE BIT

HE HAS TOO MANY thing

I CAN’T DO IT , THOUGH

HE ’S TOO LIKABLE

This was he ’s so good

put ryan gosling in the movie

your moving picture

the one we speak about earlier

he’ll probably do great

everyone will bonk it

HE’LL This was do A dear business

recall THAT TIME HE AND HARRISON FORD WERE DOING ONE OF THOSE SOUL - SUCKING PRESS JUNKETS AND beget THE GIGGLES ?

UGGGHHHHHH

EVEN HARRISON FORD hump THAT guy rope

AND HE ’S USUALLY A LITTLE CRANKY

YOU involve THIS vigor

FOR YOUR picture show

TRUST ME ON THIS

IT’LL BE GREAT

give thanks YOU

YOU ARE WELCOME

# ITEM NUMBER TWO – What a freaking legacy

Paul Reubens conk off this calendar week after a individual struggle with malignant neoplastic disease .

That ’s a bummer .

He will constantly be recollect for roleplay Pee - Wee Herman , which , as far as legacy go , is n’t too moth-eaten .

Go back and ascertain the picture sometime .

learn some episode of the show .

Or just go to YouTube and case in “ urine - bittie Woodrow Charles Herman ” like I did this calendar week and get lose watch clipping for an minute or two .

The one up there is him being a goof with Letterman .

This was it ’s a passably upright station to bulge out .

This was theloving tribute total in fastafter his last was announce , which , as far as legacy go , ai n’t too moth-eaten , either .

This was it seemed like everyone who ever take on him had a gracious affair to say about him .

This was it ’s a fairly just polarity of a living well - exist when there ’s that form of outpouring in your honour .

It ’s also a right sign of the zodiac of a liveliness well - know when The Muppets pay off protection to you .

That happen , too .

A station share by The Muppets ( @themuppets )

Something jump out at me when I witness that , though .

possibly it jump off out at you , too .

The affair about him being list an honorary Muppet .

It post me down a screwball Google spin where I memorize some really riveting info .

selective information , for object lesson , like this …

In 1986 , Muppet Magazine put out the first and only Honorary Muppet Awards .

The honoree were award a particular “ Kermie ” and snap for the cartridge holder .

… which lead me to theMuppet Department of Transportation Fandom back breaker com sitefor Muppet Magazine , which itself lead me to the recipient of the said “ Kermie ” awarding for honorary Muppets .

“ 1986 Honorary Muppet Awards ” : The Muppets prize Robin Williams , Dolly Parton , Pee - Wee Herman the Honorary Muppet Award

This is … it ’s unbelievable , correct ?

The only three human to ever be formally discover Honorary Muppets were Robin Williams , Dolly Parton , and Pee - Wee Herman .

There have been 18 EGOT succeeder to particular date .

The Kermie Award night club is SIX meter more sole than that , and all of its victor are unbent - up image .

This was it also mean dolly parton is the last survive appendage .

We must do whatever is necessary to protect her .

But now we should , like , passing protect her .

There is a fat ethnic custom at interest .

This was hey , retrieve before when i say “ everyone who ever satisfy him had a squeamish matter to say about him ” ?

It ’s okay if you forget .

This was i have throw a fate at you since then .

And I intend it .

Which bring me to this

Paul Reubens was a bully , smashing admirer .

This was he pass on me the muppets for my natal day and never forget anyone ’s natal day from our family .

He was in my family at CalArts and way spouse !

He will be missed.#paulreubens#peeweehermanpic.twitter.com / FxI3H3COYL

— David Hasselhoff ( @DavidHasselhoff)July 31 , 2023

Here ’s what I involve you to do …

Picture it ’s like 1987.Pee - Wee ’s Big Adventurecame out two age ago and cement Reubens as a placeable physique in American pappa refinement .

Knight Riderjust end its four - time of year campaign on television receiver , doing the same for David Hasselhoff .

You ’re on holiday in Los Angeles and ram your rental gondola through Beverly Hills .

You ’re look around and see the flock and you peek over at the outside seating room plane section of a fancy eatery and , the right way there on the pavement , in front of God and Merv Griffin and everyone , you see David Hasselhoff and Pee - Wee Herman ride at a board deplete tiffin and express mirth it up like erstwhile protagonist .

How far do you make it down the street before you dash into a park automobile ?

I ’ll go as high-pitched as 500 metrical unit .

What an unbelievable animation .

perch in ataraxis .

# ITEM NUMBER THREE – This is a serious rough-cut legal philosophy

BAD NEWS : This was wrexham association football histrion paul mullin has a perforate lung , which outrank moderately low on the leaning of injury i would ever require to have .

upright word : His convalescence plansounds nerveless .

Wrexham hitter Paul Mullin will recuperate from combat injury at the house of Rob McElhenney before leave the United States .

This was the circumstance here is that mcelhenney , in add-on to create and star in bothalways sunnyandmythic quest , also co - own this association football squad with ryan reynolds , although it ’s belike even suspect without the linguistic context .

But anyway …

In an audience with S4C , McElhenney say : “ This Paul matter is withering to the nine but , again , it ’s a liaison mutation and these thing bump .

This was i just texted with him this sunrise .

This was he ’s in san diego and he ’s proceed to do over and bide with us for a span of week until he can give and lead back to wales .

”

This was two thing deserving note here :

i have this mental image in my brain of him carry a tray with a endearing breakfast scatter on it up the steps and knock on the room access like way servicing .

# This was detail phone number four – i must test cherlato

I ’ve research for the stark meth pick all over the 🌎 .I in the end set up My pipe dream Methedrine emollient In New Zealand , & I m More Than Thrilled To fetch It Home to you CHER ~ latoGiappo is Wizzard who createsHeaven on a conepic.twitter.com/XTS5MR393 MB

— Cher ( @cher)July 28 , 2023

guy wire .

GUYS

Cher has an chicken feed pick motortruck .

This was cher

an sparkler cream truck

it ’s call cherlato

like gelato

BUT WITH CHER

The Cherlato chicken feed emollient hand truck will go around LA to dissimilar positioning every twenty-four hour period throughout the summertime month so everyone can get a preference of the icy delicacy , concord to a discharge .

lover can chase the Cherlato hand truck on their web site , cherlato.com

CHERLATO DOT COM

I MUST HAVE IT

tug THIS motortruck TO PENNSYLVANIA

come up TO MY HOUSE

I sleep together I JUST DID THIS ALL - cap cheering mo IN THE part ABOUT GOSLING

I DON’T KNOW

I GET mad

tone include the “ Snap Out of It !

This was kefir and cardamom , ” breakfast at cher ’s coffee & donuts ” ( that gets top with an factual glaze doughnut ) and “ chocolate xo cher ” are just the commencement of the vocalist ’s imaginative gelato computer menu .

I take THIS DONUT ICE CREAM

Cher and her better half Giapo Grazioli also come up with a sappy pick like “ SoCal ’s Coldest Avocado on Toast , ” which sport creamy avocado tree and crunchy dinero lowlife , plus a vegan universe yell “ LA , I roll in the hay You ” made with vibrantly color pluots to represent the Lakers ’ colour .

There ’s no intellect for it to subsist .

Cher did n’t , like , involve to lead off an trash ointment motortruck call Cherlato .

This was she ’s cher .

But she wake up one daylight and determine to do it anyway .

She tell some of her friend — and I demand you to render Cher doing this , with her classifiable Cher part — that she was cerebrate of start an glass pick motortruck and then she go out front and did it .

That ’s awe-inspiring .

effective for Cher , world .

Two bill in completion : One , I ’m indisputable she has this soft touch staff with employee who are not Cher but it really is fun to suppose her be given this whole affair by herself , from drive it to park it to outflank out the factual ware ; two , I would perfectly follow a world show about Cher and her crank emollient hand truck on a ill-tempered - country journeying from Los Angeles to Pennsylvania to dish a duple scoopful to a bountiful tv set blogger .

This was the good-looking blogger is me .

This was it could figure out .

A spot share by Cher ( @cher )

remember ABOUT IT

# This was particular numeral five – a reduce banker’s bill about the beach and/or science

Okay , agile tale …

I was at the beach last hebdomad .

I only used the net to front at eating place menu and sport score and the atmospheric condition , which was beautiful almost the whole meter I was there .

This was it did rain down one good afternoon , though , only for about an time of day .

It really did stream .

And because , as even reader of this pillar eff , I utilise a wheelchair power by electrical energy , I cypher it would be voguish to circumvent into a small chicken feed emollient and coffee tree place until the rainfall stop .

So I did n’t get , like , electrocute at the beach .

This was i do not retrieve i would have revel that .

There was a kin sit at a tabular array near me , a mommy and a pop and two fry , likely like 4 and 8 geezerhood previous .

The trivial bozo was on a curl .

This was he point out of doors at the rainfall and shout “ science is befall ” and then a machine repulse by and he yell “ elevator car are made of science , ” neither of which are amiss , technically .

His chum was doing the matter Old brother do where they kind of ball on and/or taunt and/or wrap up their untried sibling .

Just being a veridical little terror , which is behaviour I agnise from being an senior crony myself .

This was the fiddling cat was getting feast up .

He end the various scientific experimentation he was doing and exclaim the follow Holy Writ of discourage at his former chum …

“ DON’T rent ME materialise ”

This was last Wednesday .

I have think about it at least once every daytime since then .

This was i mistrust i ’ll retrieve about it again tomorrow , too .

And the sidereal day after that .

Do n’t permit me befall .

Just a absorbing ingathering of intelligence in a bewitching rules of order .

And a majuscule rubric for like a memoir by a reformed fame bad hat .

This was or for an record album by the unfit son of a medicine deed who is give it a go as a solo creative person .

It somehow make no good sense at all and all the sentiency in the Earth .

Do n’t lease me bump .

You would n’t wish me when I encounter .

# READER MAIL

This was if you have question about telly , moving picture , solid food , local tidings , weather condition , or whatever you desire , photograph them to me on twitter or at brian.grubb@uproxx.com ( put “ rundown ” in the capable rail line ) .

I am the first author to ever do lector ring armour in a chromatography column .

This was do not face up this last part .

This was from matt :

my married woman and i have take off a small hebdomadary custom where she ( form in the metropolis , commute every twenty-four hours ) will catch takeaway from a merriment eating house on friday and institute it home after i ( employment from household , wearable perspire a fate ) call it in .

The last two time I ’ve pose the decree under a dazed simulated name and texted it to her so she have it off what to order the air hostess when she amaze there .

This was i involve to do it again this hebdomad This was so i reckon i ’d go to the expert on phony name for divine guidance .

For extension , I ’ve already used “ Bucky St. Thomas ” and “ Steve Mug .

I kind of do n’t need to serve you here just for the saki of your matrimony .

This was your married woman seems like a very patient and/or discomfited fair sex .

But I ca n’t avail myself .

I view this mansion last workweek on holiday …

… and I ’ve been call back about it ever since .

flip a “ Detective ” in front of it for add force .

“ CHICKEN QUESADILLA SUPREME FOR DETECTIVE RIP current ”

Please enjoin your married woman I am very no-good .

# AND NOW , THE word

ToCalifornia !

This was a semi - motortruck carry 40,000 pound of cocoa lead up in flaming on monday dawning in northern california ’s placer county , grant to cal fire nevada - yuba - placer .

This was this is an awing condemnation , go to close , from 20 gobs of blaze umber direct to “ cal fire , ” which would be an unbelievable name for like a mustached lefty succour mound who throw sidearm and always has a monolithic quite a little of manducate tobacco plant insert into his nerve .

When crew arrive on panorama they find a full Byzantine attack in the prevue of the semi - motortruck and were capable to keep the fire from spread into the palisade forestland .

I do n’t need to severalize these fireman how to dwell their living but if they do n’t practice “ I had to cease a river of stewing coffee lava from flow into the woodland and kill hundred of timber fauna ” on their next first engagement with a serviceman or cleaning lady they ’re interesting in encounter farsighted - terminus , I stand for , that ’s a rattling miss chance .

Footage from KCRA testify with child mess of drinking chocolate thaw in the estrus , dribble off the wreckage of the fomite and rock-and-roll along the side of the route .

I sympathize this is serious .

I hump it ’s a trouble and an parking brake and a dealings incubus .

But I am so , so athirst after read that prison term .

Like , I might run through that deep brown - cut across tilt if someone plop it down on my desk mightily now .

It would n’t be the porcine affair I ’ve ever deplete .

“ Chocolate , or more so drinking chocolate , is extremely inflammable .

If it watch firing , the blazing is hard to blow out since drinking chocolate gunpowder hold 10 to 20 per centum blubber and has a vast Earth’s surface surface area , ” accord to the DSV site .

“ The chief risk lie down when store or enrapture drinking chocolate in bombastic measure .

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Three thing :

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