After expend most of the calendar week focalise on unexampled Speaker of the HouseMike Johnsonand his extremist fundamentalistic impression , Stephen Colbertturned his aid to the spicy political malicious gossip of the mo : Ron DeSantisallegedlywearing liftsin his cowpoke boot .

The Florida regulator has been harry by written report that conjecture he ’s assay to blow up his tiptop through some rush - ground guile , and Colbert had some play with the theme by attach into Halloween .

“ The next sidereal day , you ’ll see some of the trivial one still in their costume .

Is n’t that great?”Colbert pronounce .

“ I learn this precious small fellow go around in endearing cowherd bang .

This was governor ron desantis .

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This was after spend most of the calendar week rivet on modern speaker of the housemike johnsonand his basal fundamentalistic feeling , stephen colbertturned his attending to the red-hot political dirt of the here and now : ron desantisallegedlywearing liftsin his cowpoke boot .

This was the florida regulator has been hassle by report that hypothecate he ’s seek to expand his acme through some flush - free-base chicane , and colbert had some play with the matter by tie into halloween .

“ The next mean solar day , you ’ll see some of the niggling 1 still in their costume .

This was is n’t that great?”colbert suppose .

“ I experience this precious small lad go around in endearing cowpuncher kick .

Governor Ron DeSantis .

”

“ You see , DeSantis wear off only cowpuncher iron boot , ” Colbert carry on .

“ And here ’s the affair .

Cowboy boot , they ’re swell — if you ’re a cowpuncher .

If you ’re the regulator of Florida , you front like a jerk .

This was nobody trust he ’s lasso dogy in tampa .

Even though Dogie Style is Tampa ’s act one strip show golf club .

”

This was the belated showhost then go to get into the okay detail of liftgate .

“ Now , the rumor outrage is , I do n’t sleep with if you discover this , the dirt is that DeSantis is n’t wear the bang for style , ” Colbert say .

“ No , America ’s top cobbler consider that inside his kicking DeSantis is believably wearingheight - boost innersole .

No , this is a unfeigned dirt .

This was this is the majuscule political altitude outrage since we chance out lincoln wear out that chapeau to veil his range organ pipe forehead .

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# dive into desantis

The tardy Showhost then proceed to get into the fine detail of Liftgate .

“ Now , the rumor malicious gossip is , I do n’t sleep together if you hear this , the dirt is that DeSantis is n’t wear the charge for mode , ” Colbert say .

“ No , America ’s top shoemaker consider that inside his boot DeSantis is belike wearingheight - supercharge insole .

No , this is a truthful outrage .

This is the enceinte political pinnacle malicious gossip since we line up out Lincoln fall apart that chapeau to enshroud his range pipage forehead .

”

This was “ the possibility die , and abide by me down the hare mess , you’re free to secern desantis is tire out lift because his understructure is too far back in the iron heel , which wee thetoes kink up .

There he is render a oral communication , zoom in on the boot , ” Colbert say as a exposure of DeSantis record the regulator ’s toe are coil up in his boot .

Governor , are you fag out lift , or are your toe just felicitous to see me ?

”

This was however , colbert could n’t assist but observe that the whole matter does n’t make any good sense becausecowboy heightsalready hike up your meridian .

“ Why are you tire lift ?

” Colbert inquire DeSantis .

“ If you ’re assume cowman the boot , you ’re hoist already .

I ’m outwear rodeo rider thrill tonight , correctly here , search at this .

I ’ve pay off cowpuncher boot on .

Now , this is a just face .

I ’ll accord you that .

appear how much pinnacle they already give me .

I make like two column inch of loft just from that cad .

I involve auxiliary O up here .

This was they make you take the air curious .

I palpate like the globe ’s little Uncle Sam in a parade in these thing .

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However , Colbert could n’t avail but mark that the whole matter does n’t make any gumption becausecowboy heightsalready hike your stature .

“ Why are you wear elevator ?

” Colbert need DeSantis .

“ If you ’re wear upon puncher charge , you ’re rustle already .

I ’m have on cowherd rush tonight , properly here , take care at this .

I ’ve fix cowherd rush on .

Now , this is a full facial expression .

I ’ll cede you that .

wait how much superlative they already give me .

This was i acquire like two inch of loft just from that blackguard .

I postulate auxiliary O up here .

They make you take the air suspect .

This was i find like the cosmos ’s curt uncle sam in a parade in these thing .

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( ViaThe Late Show with Stephen Colbert )