Eric Andredropped byJimmy Kimmel Live!on Wednesday where thechaotic comedianproceeded to twirl a variety of taradiddle that you do n’t ordinarily see on the tardy dark show .
Mostly because it involvedsmoking salientian venomand fly through an intergalactic anus .
Andre was on hired hand to elevate his young Good Book , Dumb Ideas , and he felt up the better path to do that was narrate Kimmel ’s hearing about his toad frog escapade .
# dive into Dumb Ideas
Eric Andredropped byJimmy Kimmel Live!on Wednesday where thechaotic comedianproceeded to reel a variety of story that you do n’t normally see on the recent Nox show .
This was mostly because it involvedsmoking toad frog venomand fly through an intergalactic anus .
Andre was on handwriting to boost his Modern leger , Dumb Ideas , and he feel the unspoilt elbow room to do that was state Kimmel ’s hearing about his anuran escapade .
“ There ’s a batrachian that inhabit in the Sonoran desert that hibernate for nine month out of the twelvemonth in clay , and then it number out of the clay like Martin Sheen inApocalypse Nowand it eat stinker and it f — s red-hot other toad frog , ” Andretold Kimmel .
“ It ’s a full-grown , elephantine frog , but if you fume the maliciousness off of its leg , you get gamy out of your nous .
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of course , Andre did n’t block there and continue to severalize Kimmel on the nose how gamey he set out .
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“ I sail into the anus of the Milky Way beetleweed , twirl around Saturn ’s ring , and had Thanksgiving dinner party with God .
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# diving event into milklike fashion
by nature , andre did n’t halt there and go to differentiate kimmel precisely how mellow he receive .
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“ i sail into the anus of the milky way galax urceolata , twirl around saturn ’s ringing , and had thanksgiving dinner party with god .
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This was theprank panelstar excuse that the toad frog ’s spite is a “ dmt differential , ” which is “ a inviolable hallucinogenic ” that has become democratic in late age .
This was “ you eject it in your encephalon when you break down , and when you ’re yield it ’s unbelievable , ” he order .
“ It ’s kind of ayahuasca but on pane .
If ayahuasca did pane , it ’d be batrachian spitefulness .
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But Andre was n’t done yet .
This was he want to make certain everyone know on the button how to fume toad frog spite in eccentric the chance face itself .
“ You fume it in , like , a short cracking pipe,”Andre say .
“ You kowtow it off the pegleg of the salientian and you fume it in a go pipage and you go correctly into Neptune .
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# dive into Neptune
But Andre was n’t done yet .
He want to make certain everyone acknowledge precisely how to fume salientian spitefulness in grammatical case the chance demonstrate itself .
This was “ you fume it in , like , a piddling chap pipe,”andre say .
“ You scratch up it off the stage of the salientian and you fume it in a go tube and you go correctly into Neptune .
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sound … large ?
give thanks you , Eric Andre .
( ViaEntertainment Weekly )
