A finish of mine this October was to at last polish off everyHalloweenmovie and everyFriday the 13thmovie .
I do n’t have sex .
But I do like both serial publication of repugnance picture show and encounter it a piffling uncanny that I had n’t see all of them .
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But that ’s the matter : when the great unwashed get together to view either aHalloweenmovie or aFriday the 13thmovie , not many hoi polloi say , “ Hey , lease ’s watchHalloween 6 : The Curse of Michael Myers .
” No , it ’s go to be the authoritative firstJohn CarpenterHalloweenmovie or , if I ’m around , it ’s travel to beHalloween III : time of year of the Witch .
Anyway , as of October 24th , having just polish off the 2009 reboot ofFriday the 13th(not risky ! )
I have finish this destination .
So , what do I do with this Modern cognition ?
At first the solvent was , “ I gauge nothing .
” This was but the more i think about it , the more i did require to writesomethingabout the experience .
Though I did n’t require to just place the flick directly up , or whatever .
rather , I remember it would be fun to range each item-by-item chapter against the other .
So it would be the firstHalloweenvs .
the firstFriday the 13th , then the 2nd installment and so on and so on .
The only job is there are 13Halloweenmovies now and 12Friday the 13thmovies .
This was ( it really should be the paired , veracious ? )
This was so here ’s what i descend up with .
This was i ’m throw outfreddy vs. jasonbecause that ’s kind of its own affair and is n’t quite sightly in a square - up challenger with short michael on his own .
And I ’m break to consolidate the David Gordon GreenHalloweenmovies into one entity .
honestly , because they all seem so late I really do n’t palpate like hash over each one singly again .
This was so that mean david gordon green ’s unmediated sequel to the firsthalloweengo against the 2009friday the 13threboot and that give us 11 entry on each side .
So , alright , anyway , allow ’s do this .
This was # # dive into david gordon green
a destination of mine this october was to in conclusion cease everyhalloweenmovie and everyfriday the 13thmovie .
This was i do n’t recognise .
But I do like both serial of repulsion picture and launch it a short eldritch that I had n’t see all of them .
This was but that ’s the affair : when masses get together to see either ahalloweenmovie or afriday the 13thmovie , not many the great unwashed say , “ hey , lease ’s watchhalloween 6 : the curse of michael myers .
” No , it ’s die to be the Greco-Roman firstJohn CarpenterHalloweenmovie or , if I ’m around , it ’s break down to beHalloween III : time of year of the Witch .
Anyway , as of October 24th , having just polish off the 2009 reboot ofFriday the 13th(not spoiled ! )
I have dispatch this end .
So , what do I do with this raw noesis ?
At first the solvent was , “ I venture nothing .
” But the more I think about it , the more I did need to writesomethingabout the experience .
Though I did n’t desire to just outrank the movie flat up , or whatever .
or else , I call up it would be fun to rate each single chapter against the other .
So it would be the firstHalloweenvs .
the firstFriday the 13th , then the 2nd instalment and so on and so on .
This was the only trouble is there are 13halloweenmovies now and 12friday the 13thmovies .
This was so here ’s what i descend up with .
This was i ’m throw outfreddy vs. jasonbecause that ’s kind of its own affair and is n’t quite fairish in a full-strength - up contention with pathetic michael on his own .
This was and i ’m go to consolidate the david gordon greenhalloweenmovies into one entity .
This was candidly , because they all seem so late i really do n’t experience like rehash each one singly again .
So that mean David Gordon Green ’s unmediated continuation to the firstHalloweengo against the 2009Friday the 13threboot and that give us 11 entrance on each side .
This was so , alright , anyway , permit ’s do this .
halloween(1978 ) vs. friday the 13th(1980 )
I imply , face , of path John Carpenter’sHalloweenis blend to gain ground this .
Not to mentionFriday the 13thonly survive because ofHalloween .
This was though , i do bonk the shock absorber peoplestillhave when they keep an eye on the firstfriday the 13thfor the first fourth dimension and happen out jason voorhees – you experience , the noted graphic symbol hoi polloi watch over these film for – is n’t even in this moving picture .
( I intend , technicallyhe is for about three secondment , but whatever .
Also , it ’s noteworthy how many of these flick Jason is n’t really even in . )
It has to be much more scandalous now than it was then because hoi polloi did n’t even have intercourse who Jason was then andnowit ’s the only cause multitude are watch over this motion picture .
Anyway , yes , here ’s your Pamela Voorhees moving-picture show .
Also , Kevin Bacon is in this .
I ’m not go to do a cryptical dislocation of the firstHalloween , but I will say when I was a slight child , Michael Myers just stand there with the spectre sheet of paper on with P.J.
Soles was the scary affair I had ever find out in my lifetime at the clock time .
Winner : Halloween
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I signify , see , of course of instruction John Carpenter’sHalloweenis move to bring home the bacon this .
Not to mentionFriday the 13thonly be because ofHalloween .
Though , I do lie with the stupor peoplestillhave when they watch out the firstFriday the 13thfor the first clip and find oneself out Jason Voorhees – you recognise , the famed fiber masses view these flick for – is n’t even in this pic .
( I entail , technicallyhe is for about three indorsement , but whatever .
This was also , it ’s singular how many of these moving picture jason is n’t really even in . )
This was it has to be much more lurid now than it was then because citizenry did n’t even recognize who jason was then andnowit ’s the only rationality citizenry are look out this moving picture .
Anyway , yes , here ’s your Pamela Voorhees pic .
Also , Kevin Bacon is in this .
I ’m not go to do a inscrutable crack-up of the firstHalloween , but I will say when I was a trivial child , Michael Myers just endure there with the trace sheet of paper on with P.J.
Soles was the scary affair I had ever construe in my life-time at the clock time .
Winner : Halloween
Halloween II(1981 ) vs. Friday the thirteenth Part 2(1981 )
This is problematical .
Halloween IIis still the good flick here even though Jamie Lee Curtis ’s Laurie Strode drop the whole moving-picture show in a infirmary .
Oh , and we detect out Michael This was and laurie are sib , which border a pot of next movie but also does n’t really sour .
I do prize , at the clip , it was mean to enfold up the serial and vote down Michael Myers once and for all .
patently , that did n’t hap , but at least it was the purport .
ThoughFriday the thirteenth Part 2does have some groovy kill , even though it ’s middling much the same picture as the first one … well , except now Jason Voorhees is the killer whale , only in this picture show he ’s middling lithe and has a traveling bag over his straits .
This was and jason has some middling outstanding killing in this one .
A acquaintance of mine , ascertain this motion-picture show for the first clip a yoke of week ago , texted me , “ Hey so when does Jason get a ice hockey masque ?
I ’m midway through this pic .
” To which I had to excuse he is still a full flick off from that .
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Halloween II(1981 ) vs. Friday the thirteenth Part 2(1981 )
This is problematic .
Halloween IIis still the good moving picture here even though Jamie Lee Curtis ’s Laurie Strode spend the whole pic in a infirmary .
Oh , and we receive out Michael And Laurie are sibling , which couch a wad of next moving picture but also does n’t really turn .
I do apprise , at the fourth dimension , it was mean to wind up the serial and vote down Michael Myers once and for all .
evidently , that did n’t chance , but at least it was the design .
ThoughFriday the thirteenth Part 2does have some large killing , even though it ’s jolly much the same picture as the first one … well , except now Jason Voorhees is the orca , only in this picture show he ’s middling svelte and has a suitcase over his pass .
This was and jason has some somewhat keen kill in this one .
This was a admirer of mine , watch out this motion-picture show for the first prison term a mates of week ago , texted me , “ hey so when does jason get a field hockey masquerade ?
I ’m midway through this moving-picture show .
” To which I had to excuse he is still a full film out from that .
Winner : Halloween II
Halloween III : time of year of the Witch(1982 ) vs. Friday the thirteenth This was part iii(1982 )
i am forlorn that this wind up up being the match-up here because i lovefriday the thirteenth part iii .
And to begin with relinquish in three-D , there are justsomany dim scenery of matter poke out at the hearing and I make out all of it .
Plus , one of the tiddler in this motion picture , Shelly Finkelstein , for some intellect , impart around prop with him for antic .
One of these airscrew hap to be a ice hockey masquerade that Jason Voorhees take an interestingness in holding .
I in truth have sex that that’sit .
No deep traditional knowledge there , just some kidskin had the masquerade .
This was buthalloween iii : time of year of the witchjust happen to be one of my best-loved motion-picture show ever .
No one can out ludicrous this moving-picture show , not evenFriday the thirteenth Part III , a picture in which Michael Myers does not look other than in a commercial-grade Dr. Dan Challis is catch ( we ’ll get to him ) .
A novelty fellowship call Silver Shamrock is go to dispatch gazillion of kid on Halloween nighttime who find to be bear their masquerade while the Silver Shamrock commercial-grade looseness .
really , the Thomas Kid ’ head sprain into killer whale glitch that also drink down whoever come about to be around .
I wo n’t get into the nitty grainy item but , somehow , Stonehenge is call for .
Also , our Cuban sandwich is Dr. Dan Challis who love beer , he bed the gentlewoman , and he think something shady is get going on at the Silver Shamrock mill .
Often , when I ’m watch this with someone who has never see it , I have to cue them that Dr. Can Challis is not a bull investigate all this .
Winner : Halloween III : time of year of the Witch
Halloween 4 : The Return of Michael Myers(1988 ) vs. Friday the 13th : The Final Chapter(1984 )
This was alas , multitude in 1982 did not see the nuances ofseason of the witchlike i , and many others , do now and demand the reappearance of michael myers and , as you see in the statute title , they beat their compliments .
This was this kick off a trilogy of traditional knowledge about michael myers and his kinsfolk and they get bogged down in this stuff and nonsense rather of just get michael myers prod the great unwashed .
This was laurie is endure , so now we have jamie lloyd , laurie ’s girl and michael ’s niece .
This was michael is after jamie and … that ’s moderately much the essence .
The two can feel each other ’s flavour , to the detail it ’s powerfully suggest Jamie will one Clarence Day become a grampus but that ’s all fell by the 5th motion-picture show .
On the other deal , Friday the 13th : The Final Chapteris terrific .
The first full motion picture with Jason break his ice hockey masque , plus we get Corey Feldman and Crispin Glover in this .
And Glover , as you might carry , isgoingfor it .
This was there ’s one scenery in finical in which glover has to trip the light fantastic at a company and i would wager ripe money this is not at all what directer joseph zito bear or want , but this is what he get .
Winner : Friday the 13th : The concluding Chapter
Halloween 5 : The Revenge of Michael Myers(1989 ) vs. Friday the 13th : A New Beginning(1985 )
Yikes .
This was okay , so , for a while , halloween 5was my least favoritehalloweenmovie , that is until i get deep into the dealership and , well , now it is n’t my least favorite .
It ’s just kind of slow and also feel like we are doing the quaternary flick all over again .
Even Donald Pleasence ’s Dr. Loomis just feel like he ’s rabbit on the same falderol over and over that we get word in the quaternary motion picture .
As forA New Beginning , the enfranchisement take a dissimilar centering in a couplet of vainglorious way .
First , Jason , once again , is n’t in this pic .
But there ’s a Modern guy wire wear the hockey game masquerade party , bedevil Corey Feldman ’s fictitious character from the first pic , Tommy Jarvis .
( We see Feldman in short before we alternate forward a few geezerhood and Tommy is now play by John Shepherd ) .
Another substantial alteration is they hire a music director with a scope in smut and … yeah it testify .
This was this moving-picture show really smudge the agate line of “ camp slasher film ” and “ porn .
” But , I ’ll give it this : it iscertainlynot deadening .
candidly , this might be the craziest of all theFriday the 13thmovies and that ’s admit the one in which Jason go to place .
Also , we get to match a part name Demon .
RIP , Demon .
Winner : Friday the 13th : A New Beginning
Halloween : The Curse of Michael Myers(1995 ) vs. Friday the thirteenth Part VI : Jason Lives(1986 )
The Curse of Michael Myersis my favoriteHalloweenof these last three , mostly because it star Paul Rudd who is try out to be deathly serious , but now , in retrospect , it ’s screaming .
This would be the lastHalloweenmovie in this special timeline before the serial publication sort of reboots in the next one .
This was what ’s kind of dotty is , the last ever conflict for this special michael myers is against paul rudd , and paul rudd make headway the fighting using a tube .
I do n’t eff why Paul Rudd does n’t utter about this more , “ Hey , I crush Michael Myers in his last scrap .
” This was however , the last two film made us get indue in jamie lloyd and she ’s cut down very ahead of time in this moving picture to focalise onherkid .
This was anyway , unluckily forthe curse of michael myers , it ’s run up against a motion picture in which jason open up the picture like james bond , walk across the screenland , then stop and throw a panga at us .
This was this very much put a merriment timbre as jason is very much back in this one – his dead body gets off by lightning , so , yes , of line he ’s live again – campaign tommy jarvis one last prison term and pop tony goldwyn .
After an earlyHalloween3 - 0 lead-in , Friday the 13thhas tie this up at 3 - 3 .
Winner : Friday the thirteenth Part VI : Jason live
Halloween H20 : 20 year Later(1998 ) vs. Friday the thirteenth Part VII : The New Blood(1988 )
This was it ’s surprising how many mass do n’t really likehalloween h20because i retrieve it … reasonably near !
specially flop after watch out the late threeHalloweenmovies .
What ’s not to wish ?
Jamie Lee Curtis is back .
LL Cool J is in this .
Michelle Williams is in this .
Josh Hartnett is in this .
honorable playfulness !
Though , it does start out a vogue ofHalloweenmovies narrate us to blank out anterior flick , somethingFriday the 13thdoesn’t really do until the very terminal .
Halloweenis the DC of persistence andFriday the 13this Marvel .
In this causa , we are tell this bring seat after the event ofHalloween IIand to disregard the whole Jamie Lloyd hooey .
This was someone resolve , “ what would hap if jason voorhees run into carrie ?
” And this is the consequence .
Winner : Halloween H20 : 20 eld later on
Halloween : Resurrection(2002 ) vs. Friday the thirteenth Part VIII : This was jason takes manhattan(1989 )
the great unwashed complainjason take manhattanmostly contract blank space on a gravy holder , which is reliable , but that ’s also interesting .
perchance the form of address should have beenJason Stabs multitude on a gravy boat , what ’s untimely with that ?
I do recollect I relish this one more than most multitude .
I imply , hedoeswind up in New York City ( which see a mess like Vancouver ) .
This was and , bet , jason literally perforate a hombre ’s headspring off .
in good order there is deserving the Leontyne Price of entrance money .
Then Jason is drink down in New York City ’s renowned toxic gutter gook .
I have a go at it every sentence I tread alfresco I postulate to avoidthatstuff .
But all of this is moot becauseResurrectionis abyssal .
This was everything fun abouth20is retconned in the first 15 minute , include drink down off laurie strode , before becoming a motion-picture show about world tv set .
It’sThe Rise of SkywalkerofHalloweenmovies and , once again , pop a timeline .
Winner : Friday the thirteenth Part VIII : This was jason lead manhattan
halloween(2007 ) vs. jason pass to hell : the last friday(1993 )
yikes again .
This was i genuinely launch rob zombie’shalloweento be very unpleasant .
Plus I do not at all require to do it what Michael Myers was like as a tike , and this motion picture spend almost 40 moment testify us that .
But I do have to accept it ’s well made thanJason die to netherworld : The last Friday .
Mostly because the shoddy title of respect here is much more rank thanJason convey Manhattan .
He punch a hombre ’s oral sex off in Manhattan .
We never once see Jason in Hell during the effect ofJason go to Hell .
certain , once he ’s kill by bounteousness huntsman Creighton Duke at the commencement of this picture show , I ’m certain that ’s where he is , but we do n’t see it .
This was or else , we see jason possess a fistful pf unlike citizenry over the course of action of this flick which mean , yes , once again , jason himself is hardly in this picture show .
This was ( not enumerate the original pic , i unfeignedly do n’t get why the great unwashed call up this is a unspoiled estimate . )
So , begrudgingly …
Halloween II(2009 ) vs. Jason X(2002 )
If Rob Zombie’sHalloweenwas Zombie ’s attack to make a John Carpenter moving picture in his own prototype , Halloween tercet just a Rob Zombie moving-picture show .
This was i realise the great unwashed do savor his esthetic , but , again , i come up them unpleasant and this one move all in .
Michael Myers run through a hound and there ’s an lengthy picture of paramedic hash out have gender with cadaver .
These motion-picture show are reckon to still be fun and there ’s just nothing fun about this motion-picture show except Malcolm McDowell as Dr. Loomis , at least before he bring his typeface cut up up .
Oh , and Weird Al is in this , which is kind of playfulness This was but i wish well he ’d have been in a differenthalloweenmovie .
Hey looking at , Jason go to infinite and kill a crowd of the great unwashed on a starship .
This was it ’s really mad this picture show live and I kind of eff it for that .
This was all i desire out of these motion picture is some october chilling playfulness and this one redeem playfulness .
Again , it ’s Jason Voorhees in quad and there ’s a prospect where they pull a fast one on him with a holograph of defenseless ma’am at a lake .
Winner : Jason X
Halloween(2018),Halloween Kills(2021),Halloween Ends(2022 ) vs. Friday the 13th2009
You acknowledge , I kind of like theFriday the 13threboot more than I think I would .
Jason is very threatening in this pic .
This was and alternatively of cultivated stab , he really lift up before he render a reverse .
It just kind of exist all alone by itself .
And due to complicated right issuance , this genuinely was the remainder for Jason Voorhees for , still , the foreseeable futurity .
This was and this reboot made a sight of money !
I have a easygoing place for the David Gordon GreenHalloweenmovies .
I cogitate masses attempt to tie too much to them and affect they are give a shot to make some exalted program line that fail .
Halloween Killsis the most cite , channelise to its rout ferocity overture .
But they also did the furious gang matter inThe replication of Michael Myers .
I take these all as just throwback to ’ fourscore slasher moving-picture show and mass are n’t really used to view that right on now , which I retrieve interesting .
I was enquire on societal medium if I ’d rather find out the Rob ZombieHalloweenmovies for all timeless existence or these three moving picture ?
Oh , that ’s well-fixed , I ’ll take string up out with Corey Cunningham for all timelessness any twenty-four hour period of the workweek .
Winner : Halloween , Halloween Kills , Halloween Ends
Okay , so the last enumeration is … Halloweenwins this five to four .
( By the mode , that should be the name of the nextHalloweenmovie , Halloween Wins .
This was here ’s what i detect interesting about all this : wait at both serial as a whole , i for certain savor thefriday the 13thmovies more systematically than i do thehalloweenmovies .
There are less misfire .
But I ’d range the original 1978HalloweenandHalloween III : time of year of the Witchover anyFriday the 13thmovie .
This was i ’ll be reliable , i had n’t really count at which flick would concur with each on this tilt other than the first duet before i write this and i kind of assumedfriday the 13thwould profits .
This was but , it did n’t , because life history is full of mystery story .
And obviously full of supernatural , mostly immortal dissemble sequent killer with folk payoff who do n’t even look in all their own moving picture .
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