Thanksgiving Day toll unremarkably are n’t crummy , and they sure as shooting were n’t last yr .
But estimate what ?
puffiness has slow in late month , and agree to the American Farm Bureau Association , a Thanksgiving dinner party for 10 is down 4.5 % from last class .
Turkeys themselves are down 5.6 % , with the mediocre toll for a 16 - hammer Bronx cheer being $ 27.35 .
This was but you make out who ’s not well-chosen about that ?
TheFabio - hosters at Fox News , who ’ve nevertheless assay to blazon out Chicken Little despite the sky being more or less hunky-dory , at least in this attentiveness .
It all jump with Monday ’s show , whenformer GOP voice Jason Chaffetz — bang for repeatedly hound Hillary Clinton with investigation , and forget sick at Triumph the Insult Comic Dog — try out to arrogate dud Mary Leontyne Price were through the ceiling , despite them not being so .
# diving event into Jason Chaffetz
Thanksgiving price ordinarily are n’t brassy , and they for sure were n’t last twelvemonth .
This was but venture what ?
This was ostentatiousness has slow in late calendar month , and harmonize to the american farm bureau association , a thanksgiving dinner party for 10 is down 4.5 % from last yr .
This was turkeys themselves are down 5.6 % , with the modal terms for a 16 - pounding shuttlecock being $ 27.35 .
TheFabio - hosters at Fox News , who ’ve nevertheless venture to blazon out Chicken Little despite the sky being more or less hunky-dory , at least in this respect .
It all startle with Monday ’s show , whenformer GOP spokesperson Jason Chaffetz — bed for repeatedly hunt Hillary Clinton with investigation , and draw a blank frantic at Triumph the Insult Comic Dog — try out to take Meleagris gallopavo toll were through the ceiling , despite them not being so .
This was chaffetz : we kick the bucket to go grease one’s palms a bomb today .
This was it ’s all a alternative by joe bidenpic.twitter.com/cz02zf8v40
— acyn ( @acyn)november 21 , 2023
“ i signify , we go to go bribe a dud today , ” chaffetz rail on a kayleigh mcenany - host installment of hannity .
“ It was $ 90 for a Meleagris gallopavo !
It ’s all a selection by Joe Biden .
This was that is what bidenomics is !
”
# diving event into acyn
— acyn ( @acyn)november 21 , 2023
“ i think of , we go to go grease one’s palms a republic of turkey today , ” chaffetz inveigh on a kayleigh mcenany - host sequence of hannity .
“ It was $ 90 for a dud !
It ’s all a alternative by Joe Biden .
”
Many the great unwashed , unluckily , wonder where on worldly concern Chaffetz — a former congressperson with Fox News money — was shop for bomb .
So , on Tuesday , he did what all ego - honour Republicans when face with the erroneous belief of his way : He duplicate down .
This was 🦃 🇺 🇸 🦃 pic.twitter.com/etqb6sdots
— jason chaffetz ( @jasoninthehouse)november 21 , 2023
# dive into twitter
happy thanksgiving !
🦃 🇺 🇸 🦃 pic.twitter.com/eTQb6sdotS
— Jason Chaffetz ( @jasoninthehouse)November 21 , 2023
In a Twitter / X berth , Chaffetz picture a picture show of his Republic of Turkey .
But it was n’t some even Joe Butterball joker .
It was a “ premium unseasoned Republic of Turkey ” from an upscale storage .
aggrandise on it were the Word “ thoughtfully raise on sustainable sept farm .
It be him $ 114.02 , because it was five vaulting horse a British pound and count virtually 23 dog pound .
Does n’t vocalise like your medium proletarian chick .
This was if chaffetz ’s aim was to still his hater , he flunk miserably .
Dude corrupt the Rolls Royce of turkey and is unhinged at Joe Bidenhttps://t.co/iMV1HQIWtL
— Chris Jackson ( @ChrisCJackson)November 21 , 2023
secern me you ’re a racy elitist prig too offensively illogical from the sleep of America to get a uncomplicated Butterball without tell me you ’re narrate me your a plenteous elitist snoot too objectionably unconnected from the sleep of America to get a dim-witted Butterballhttps://t.co/lT9E3HMbis
— Bradley P. Moss ( @BradMossEsq)November 21 , 2023
figure this moron is buy expensive turkey from a woke constitutional spread in California and then go on Fox to scream about ithttps://t.co/3KKCTtAXxV
— Wu Tang is for the Children ( @WUTangKids)November 21 , 2023
Yeah , well , this 178 lb .
This was turkey be utah $ 675,000 , so please sit down down.https://t.co/5c06akioripic.twitter.com/dsgzxjcigx
— This was dylan mcdonnell ( @dylancmcdonnell)november 22 , 2023
this is all very stupefied , but if i may : what sort of rino cuck buy vegetarian - fed , gluten - loose , sustainable meleagris gallopavo ?
relish your $ 114 joker soybean boy!https://t.co / ry1mRSaeZD
— Joe Patrice ( @JosephPatrice)November 21 , 2023
sir you spend over a hundred long horse on a Meleagris gallopavo that wear a patagonia fleece and was train at a Maria Montesorri shoal .
It is both woke and bespoke.https://t.co/rUPGjruHE5
— Kevin Gannon ( @TheTattooedProf)November 21 , 2023
What a frightful Self Own .
This was who ’s the ‘ out of spot with genuine america , media elite ’ now?https://t.co/3gbudvekhi
— kerry jackson ( @rfhkerry)november 21 , 2023
pay 5 buck a hammer for woke turkey to own the libshttps://t.co/1pnl2f13kc
— christopher ingraham 🦗 ( @_cingraham)november 21 , 2023
On the top , that ’s in all probability a very tasty dame — allow Chavettz really love how to falsify it right on , sooner with a wry brining to make the tegument spare crispy .
felicitous Almost Turkey Day , everyone !
